[Did you just enter a cafe? Yes you did. You might have been greeted by some guy. Or if any of his bros happen to be around. And a green monkey with a tree on his head. The man is smiling sheepishly as he greets you.]

Uhm, welcome to Cafe [INSERT NAME HERE]. My name is Cilan and I'll be your, er, waiter today.

[WHAT DO YOU DO?]

[There is a giant blue turtle face down in the fountain on the main quad.

What is it even...is it...is it dead.]

 [It's not uncommon to see one or more of Erika's Pokemon tending to the plants in the greenhouse. Every once and a while though, one or more will find their task a little bit easier with human hands. This was one of those occasions. Vileplume is currently humming to herself, watering plants and clipping at overgrowth. More of the Gym Leader's ( Read more... )

[CHECK IT. Here comes some super old and kind of creepy man with a much younger ridiculously-accented man in tow.]

Come along, Daniel. There is much for you to see before the day is up.

..... I guess ... time flies when you're having fun?

It hasn't really been 10 months already. Has it?

_

[Or if you prefer action tags to journal tags; there's a derp running amok around campus. Catch him if you can.]

[There's a bird. A metal bird. He appears to be looking for someone.]

[However, for some reason, it seems to also take interest in a lot of other people. I wonder who he will bonk into?]

[It's Saturday night shut up it's totally Saturday night and you might hear live music wafting across campus! Follow your ears and you will find the sweet tunes are coming from the cafe, where a little white dog strums away soulfully on his guitar and sings along.

He plays for you the song that ends the earth.

And yeah, he totally takes requests

[BBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR]

((BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR))

[Something small, fuzzy, and ridiculously soft has been bouncing through the halls (and quite often literally off them), leaving behind a trail of DESTRUCTION AND CHAOS. ...Well, sort of. Pretty much everything at ankle-height has been experimentally chewed on. And there is a mess of itty bitty rodent poops everywhere. Have fun with that,

[Overhead, around midday, a large observatory appeared in the sky over FDC.]

Oh my...  This planet has changed so much over the years...

Greetings.  I am Princess Rosalina of the Comet Observatory.  I will be teaching astronomy in the coming term.  I will do my best to make sure my classes are enjoyable, and my door will always be open.